The Most Compassionate Citizens in The Embassy
Exhaustive World Census tests involving kittens revealed the following nations to be the most compassionate.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Socialist Democracy of Gyvinian Republic | Democratic Socialists Hell | “The dogs will lead the way™.” | |
| 2. |  The Unitary Sovereign Republic of The Hanzanburg Union | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Ausgewogenheit, Gleichheit und Fortschritt” | |
| 3. |  The United Nordic Kingdom of Schimmerland | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “Se Alltid Nord!” | |
| 4. |  The Matriarchy of Unitarian Universalism | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Everyone Deserves Love” | |
| 5. |  The Sɴiffєʀ ᴅoɢs of Cavalier King Charles Spaniel | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship | “Woof!” | |
| 6. |  The Kingdom of Photrisia | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “I destroy stuff.” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of Diplomatic Rogue | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “To Space and Back” | |
| 8. | The United States of Americu | Capitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters | “In God we trust” | |
| 9. |  The Community of C A P T | Moralistic Democracy Ordinary Decent Hardworking People | “The Coestian Association of Peace and Trade” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of Sods Law | Capitalizt Freedom-Loving Libertarians | “If it can go wrong, it will at the worst possible time.” |
