by Max Barry

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The Embassy World Census

The Most Cultured in The Embassy

After spending many tedious hours in coffee shops and concert halls, World Census experts have found the following nations to be the most cultured.

As a region, The Embassy is ranked 3,602nd in the world for Most Cultured.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Waterloo Sunset of ConcordatDemocratic Socialists Hell“Like us, Earth is marred by the scars of ancient wounds”
2.The Nomadic Peoples of Sail Nation TravellersFather Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship“Not Always on the move”
3.The Kingdom of JacrovniaCivil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies“Eshialand's Ambassador”
4.The Holy Empire of Valentine 7Democratic Socialists Hell“After that one spelling mistake.”
5.The Devil's Whisper of Demon XPsychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship“I am the daringest devil you've ever met, love.”
6.The Oppressed Peoples of Lower SlobboviaPsychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship“Oh that this should be happening to us!”
7.The Colony of Embassy PuppetInoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists“RIP The Ambassador Reception, and maybe come back later”
8.The Most Serene Republic of SaltmorasNew York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy“Safety, Security, Unity”
9.The Dirty but Lucrative Affairs of A Goblinoid MerchantCapitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters“Everything has its price...”
10.The Republic of AlphonzoInoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists“Ready for Battle!”