The Most Pro-Market in The Embassy
This data was compiled by surveying a random sample of businesses with the question, "Do you believe the government is committed to free market policies?"
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Oppressed Peoples of Personson | Corporate Bordello Patriotic Business Zone | “Run while you still can!” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Sods Law | Capitalizt Freedom-Loving Libertarians | “If it can go wrong, it will at the worst possible time.” | |
| 3. |  The Jingoistic States of LOL Bozo | Compulsory Consumerist State Aspirational Worker State | “LAUGH!” | |
| 4. |  The Promised Land of Ernest N Cross | Corporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone | “No more Mr Nice Guy” | |
| 5. |  The Confederacy of Morgastan | Compulsory Consumerist State Aspirational Worker State | “The best part is no part” | |
| 6. |  The Incorporated States of Elon Muskland | Compulsory Consumerist State Aspirational Worker State | “I would like to die on Mars.” | |
| 7. |  The Colony of Pawnsia | Corporate Bordello Patriotic Business Zone | “We love our stuff!” | |
| 8. |  The Federal Republic of Hesse-Brandenburg | Corporate Bordello Patriotic Business Zone | “Strength promotes advancement” | |
| 9. |  The Federal Republic of Novla | Corporate Bordello Patriotic Business Zone | “Safety of the North is the Key to All” | |
| 10. |  The Empire of Pyresia | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “Pyresia Forever” |
