by Max Barry

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The East Pacific World Census

The Highest Crime Rates in The East Pacific

World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.

As a region, The East Pacific is ranked 11,093rd in the world for Highest Crime Rates.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The GangLand of 7-5Anarchy Lawless Wasteland“This is business. And I want all of yours!”
2.The Community of EgzarkiaAnarchy Lawless Wasteland“Àaaaaaaaaaaaaaa”
3.The Holy Matriarchy of The Blessed and Holy LandCorporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone“Praise be to our Holy Goddess”
4.The Delegate Ejector of The Cult of the Great CthulhuLeft-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites“Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn.”
5.The Oppressed Peoples of IronfistanCompulsory Consumerist State Aspirational Worker State“Authority Through Compliance”
6.The Nomadic Peoples of LudewaLeft-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies“Ukimwiga tembo kunya utapasuka mkundu.”
7.The Corporate-Owned Kingdom of Economic NirvanaCorporate Bordello Patriotic Business Zone“Increased profits create happiness.”
8.The Allied States of LibertarsatanasCapitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters“You Can't Stop Progress”
9.The Free Land of RegalkinsCapitalizt Freedom-Loving Libertarians“Get Rich or Get Ditched”
10.The 26 of --------------------------Compulsory Consumerist State Aspirational Worker State“The East Pacific”
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