The Most Advanced Public Transport in The East Pacific
World Census experts captured, tagged, and released trains in order to identify which nations have the most extensive, well-funded public transportation systems.
As a region, The East Pacific is ranked 6,962nd in the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The People's Republic of Goodnamesarerare | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Bush sucks!” | |
| 2. |  The Smiling Thralls of Hosterica | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “There is nothing wrong. Smile and get on with your day.” | |
| 3. |  The Holy Church of Amei of The Three States of Fortuna | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “We worship Amei in this house, son.” | |
| 4. |  The People's Republic of Chianski | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “Workers and Oppressed Peoples of the World, Unite!” | |
| 5. |  The Private Beach of Elle Macpherson | New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy | “Where's The Beach?” | |
| 6. |  The Unified Tracts of Elejamie | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “Inimicum quamvis humilem metuendem est” | |
| 7. |  The Welfarist Wardenate of Pakitsk | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “Ecõltsk ont Frôtotsk” | |
| 8. |  The Federative Republic of Southern Yugoslavia | Democratic Socialists Hell | “My verim nashey Materi.” | |
| 9. |  The Warmongering Scaredy Cats of Pacifist Cowards | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “We come in peace!” | |
| 10. |  The Free Land of Unger under over | Democratic Socialists Hell | “WAH” |
