The Largest Cheese Export Sector in The East Pacific
Qualified World Census Cheese Masters nibbled their way across the globe to determine which nations have the most developed cheese exports.
As a region, The East Pacific is ranked 11,280th in the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The United States of Greater Somalia | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “For my clan” | |
| 2. |  The People's Republic of Goodnamesarerare | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Bush sucks!” | |
| 3. |  The Weed-Choked Lawn of A mean old man | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship | “Always fighting crime -- especially youth-related.” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Haha458 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Duty, Power, Victory” | |
| 5. |  The Free and Holy Republic of The Happy Civilians | Corporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone | “Perfectly Fine, Thank You....” | |
| 6. |  The Corporate-Owned Kingdom of Economic Nirvana | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “Increased profits create happiness.” | |
| 7. |  The Federation of Republic of Berzerkistan | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “Justice , Freedom, Happy” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of War Dogs II | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “To the front, scurvy dogs.” | |
| 9. |  The Noocracy of Roliganistan | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “治小国，若烹大鲜” | |
| 10. |  The Sultanate of Boogatopia | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “I love my country becase it is mine” |
