The Lowest Crime Rates in The East Pacific
World Census agents attempted to lure citizens into committing various crimes in order to test the reluctance of citizens to break the law.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Emirate of Abozania | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Long live the Emir” | |
| 2. |  The People's Republic of Goodnamesarerare | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Bush sucks!” | |
| 3. |  The Kingdom of Kaigi | Corrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship | “If you lived here, you'd be eating pie by now.” | |
| 4. |  The Unified Tracts of Elejamie | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “Inimicum quamvis humilem metuendem est” | |
| 5. |  The United States of Greater Somalia | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “For my clan” | |
| 6. |  The Commonwealth of Cymru Broadcasters | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Vere Certior” | |
| 7. |  The Welfarist Wardenate of Pakitsk | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “Ecõltsk ont Frôtotsk” | |
| 8. |  The Federation of Republic of Berzerkistan | Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites | “Justice , Freedom, Happy” | |
| 9. |  The Scritchy Furpile of Slys Paws | Democratic Socialists Hell | “What could pawssibly go wrong?” | |
| 10. | The Republic of Neoquestria | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Revolution, evolution, perfection” |
