The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in The Cuckoos Egg
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Bosphorus Spanning City of Gawddamntinople | Corrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship | “Can I have a yellow rose, please?” | |
2. | The Matriarchy of Hysterical Females | Corrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship | “Prozac, Xanax, Wine, and Chocolate!” | |
3. | The Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz of Insomniac Roavin | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship | “No sleep until I have reinvented this damn wheel” | |
4. | The Words of Jonathan Swift | Authoritarian Democracy Slightly Oppressive But A Little Discipline Never Hurt Anyone State | “Seriously, seriously serious.” | |
5. | The Cuckoo's of Krazie Karl | Moralistic Democracy Ordinary Decent Hardworking People | “Held captive in the Cuckoo's Egg Again” | |
6. | The Kingdom of Mr Stalker | Corporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone | “Never underestimate the King of Hell, darling.” | |
7. | The Principality of Princesses Celestia and Luna | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship | “Friendship is magic; barring that, there's lunar exile.” | |
8. | The Tim a of Puppet of Puppet of a Tim | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “The Fire of the Phoenix Shall Burn” | |
9. | The Dominion of Root | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “Root is God” | |
10. | The Game Administrator's Realm of SalusaSecondus | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship | “That which does not kill you only makes you stronger.” |