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The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in The Cuckoos Egg

Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Bosphorus Spanning City of GawddamntinopleCorrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship“Can I have a yellow rose, please?”
2.The Matriarchy of Hysterical FemalesCorrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship“Prozac, Xanax, Wine, and Chocolate!”
3.The Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz of Insomniac RoavinFather Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship“No sleep until I have reinvented this damn wheel”
4.The Words of Jonathan SwiftAuthoritarian Democracy Slightly Oppressive But A Little Discipline Never Hurt Anyone State“Seriously, seriously serious.”
5.The Cuckoo's of Krazie KarlMoralistic Democracy Ordinary Decent Hardworking People“Held captive in the Cuckoo's Egg Again”
6.The Kingdom of Mr StalkerCorporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone“Never underestimate the King of Hell, darling.”
7.The Principality of Princesses Celestia and LunaFather Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship“Friendship is magic; barring that, there's lunar exile.”
8.The Tim a of Puppet of Puppet of a TimIron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce“The Fire of the Phoenix Shall Burn”
9.The Dominion of RootIron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce“Root is God”
10.The Game Administrator's Realm of SalusaSecondusFather Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship“That which does not kill you only makes you stronger.”