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The Smartest Citizens in The Cortexist International

The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.

As a region, The Cortexist International is ranked 1,797th in the world for Smartest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Democratic Republic of AphudaleDemocratic Socialists Hell“Strength Through Unity”
2.The People's Soviet Republic of AmbaijusestanagglenDemocratic Socialists Hell“The way for humanity is open!”
3.The United Socialist States of AltoniumDemocratic Socialists Hell“Protect the Union and the International!”
4.The Soviet Republic of MasonarsopiaDemocratic Socialists Hell“Inquilab Zindabad”
5.The Nomadic Peoples of BoredlandLiberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone“Up the Boredland! RAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!”
6.The United Socialist States of HarveyiaLeft-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies“Steve harveys forehead for da win”
7.The Commonwealth of Southwestern Islands RepublicScandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State“United, Indivisible”
8.The United Socialist States of AleandiaLeft-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies“Brotherhood, Unity, Equality.”
9.The Soviet Federative Republic of NeocortexiaDemocratic Socialists Hell“The revolutionary tide is unstoppable!”
10.The Neocortexian Authority of EyralaIron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce“For Progress, against Reaction”
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