The Most Secular in The Cortexist International
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.
As a region, The Cortexist International is ranked 1,071st in the world for Most Secular.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11. |  The Soviet Federative Republic of Neocortexia | Democratic Socialists Hell | “The revolutionary tide is unstoppable!” | |
| 12. |  The Federal Republic of Ostgradia | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Ostgradians First!” | |
| 13. |  The United Socialist States of Surnissia | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Workers of the world, unite!” | |
| 14. |  The People's Republic of Maltoria | Corrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship | “Long live Maltoria!” | |
| 15. |  The Commonwealth of Southwestern Islands Republic | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “United, Indivisible” |
