The Safest in The Cortexist International
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, The Cortexist International is ranked 1,778th in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11. |  The Soviet Federative Republic of Neocortexia | Democratic Socialists Hell | “The revolutionary tide is unstoppable!” | |
| 12. |  The Federal Republic of Ostgradia | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Ostgradians First!” | |
| 13. |  The Commonwealth of Southwestern Islands Republic | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “United, Indivisible” | |
| 14. |  The People's Republic of Maltoria | Corrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship | “Long live Maltoria!” | |
| 15. |  The Free City of Averigrad | Corrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship | “Mother Avery is dead!” |
