The Most Rebellious Youth in The Confederacy of Free Nations
World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.
As a region, The Confederacy of Free Nations is ranked 1,095th in the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Holy Commune of The Royal Republic of Kumania | Free-Market Paradise Paradise | “The power of Cheese compels you!” | |
| 2. |  The Commonwealth of Bearlong | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “Prosunt omnibus hominibus” | |
| 3. |  The Federal Republic of Flynnvakia | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Einheit Stärke Wohlstand” | |
| 4. |  The Tsardom of Nuremgard | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “Никогда не будите спящего медведя” | |
| 5. |  The Free Land of The British Islands Confederacy | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “We Run Bartertown” | |
| 6. |  The Syndicalist Confederation of Axeldonia | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Gurgle Gurgle” | |
| 7. |  The Soviet International of Continental Commonwealths | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “The misery now upon us is but the passing of greed.” | |
| 8. |  The United Kingdom of Penguania and Antarctica | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Cold Country With a Warm Heart” | |
| 9. |  The Senate and People of Mercunova | Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites | “Etiam si omnes ego non” | |
| 10. |  The United Kingdom of Jaslandia | New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy | “Regnum Populi” |
