The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in The Confederacy of Free Nations
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The The Hierarchy of Archangelskl Oblast | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Die for the cause!” | |
| 2. |  The Queendom of Arriva Wales 21 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “The ceremony of innocence is drowned” | |
| 3. |  The Syndicalist Confederation of Axeldonia | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Gurgle Gurgle” | |
| 4. |  The Commonwealth of Bearlong | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Prosunt omnibus hominibus” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Burryed Chaos | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT” | |
| 6. |  The Federated Republics of Chernarus State | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Anavestvo, chestota, veyat” | |
| 7. |  The Confederacy of CoFN Office of the Speaker | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship | “Division! Clear the Lobby!” | |
| 8. |  The Protectorate of Confederacy of Free Nations | Moralistic Democracy Ordinary Decent Hardworking People | “Miserando Atque Eligendo” | |
| 9. |  The Federation of Confederate-Union Alliance | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Peace through superior firepower” | |
| 10. |  The Soviet International of Continental Commonwealths | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “The misery now upon us is but the passing of greed.” |
