The Safest in The Confederacy of Free Nations
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, The Confederacy of Free Nations is ranked 10,432nd in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Post-Revolutionary State of Unfallious | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Revolution is glory” | |
| 2. |  The Tsardom of Nuremgard | Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites | “Никогда не будите спящего медведя” | |
| 3. |  The United Kingdom of Penguania and Antarctica | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Cold Country With a Warm Heart” | |
| 4. |  The United Kingdom of Jaslandia | New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy | “Regnum Populi” | |
| 5. |  The Commonwealth of Bearlong | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Prosunt omnibus hominibus” | |
| 6. |  The Soviet International of Continental Commonwealths | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “The misery now upon us is but the passing of greed.” | |
| 7. |  The Federated Councils of Lex Caledonia | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “ARISE!” | |
| 8. |  The Syndicalist Confederation of Axeldonia | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Gurgle Gurgle” | |
| 9. |  The Socialist Imperial Republics of Midasia | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “Libertad, Unidad e Igualdad” | |
| 10. |  The Holy Commune of The Royal Republic of Kumania | Free-Market Paradise Paradise | “The power of Cheese compels you!” |
