The Most Rebellious Youth in The Communist Bloc
World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Democratic Republic of Anvilia | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “Forged from Steel” | |
| 2. |  The Public Domain of Khanatah | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Overthrow Heaven; Dethrone God!” | |
| 3. |  The Agender Thalassocracy of DragonKhorse | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “We fight for bread, we fight for roses” | |
| 4. |  The United Socialist States of Russaki | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Пластмассовый мир победил” | |
| 5. |  The Socialist People's Republic of Picuros | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Proletariërs aller landen, verenigt U!” | |
| 6. |  The Grand Socialist Republic of Chalredonia | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “For all to be equal” | |
| 7. |  The Crowned Republic of Sainte-croix | Democratic Socialists Hell | “virtute et victoria” | |
| 8. |  The Union of Arcturus Novus | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Operarii mundi, convenite!” | |
| 9. |  The Nuclear Fallout of A Post-Apocalyptic Wasteland | Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites | “We have survived the apocalypse! What next?” | |
| 10. |  The Intelligentsia of Phallas | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Freiheit und Wissenschaft” |
