The Fattest Citizens in The Bunny Fire
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Harmonious Orchard of Fishy Apples | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Never trust anyone offering to 'do you a solid.'” | |
| 2. |  The Holy Empire of The Onigiri Enclave | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Rarity is a riceball, and so can you!!” |
