by Max Barry

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The Most Primitive in The Black Hawks

Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.

As a region, The Black Hawks is ranked 19,386th in the world for Most Primitive.

NationWA CategoryMotto
11.The Leadership of NeroshPsychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship“Risen From The Ashes”
12.The Dictatorship of Get screwedistanIron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce“You people don't deserve rights”
13.The Colony of Skanky PigeonFather Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship“Yum! Cold kebap!”
14.The British Broadcasting Channel of Big Black HawkPsychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship“Max how much do you weigh, I need it for my hip thrusts”
15.The Oppressive Oppressors of Israeli AirstrikesIron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce“Remember: We can always make it worse.”
16.The Dictatorship of ThornInoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists“A monument to man’s absentmindedness”
17.The Dictatorship of North of RussiaPsychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship“The richer you are the more of a bi*# you are”
18.The Confederacy of Saint GodCorporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone“Know Your Place”
19.The Dominion of SuperRaccoon AcquisitionsCorporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone“Eat children and play ball.”
20.The Armed Republic of BumBumPooPooLandDemocratic Socialists Hell“It's foolish to ask for luxuries in times like these”
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