The Most Influential in The Axis of Evil
World Census experts spent many evenings loitering in the corridors of power in order to determine which nations were the greatest international diplomacy heavyweights.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Zombie Nukers of Look at me | Corporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone | “EVIL” | |
| 2. |  The Mafian Economic Extremist of The Dark System | Compulsory Consumerist State Aspirational Worker State | “Money, Power, Respect!” | |
| 3. |  The Big Yellow Star Capitalists of Moneystan | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “Let's kill the big bad bunnies” | |
| 4. |  The Little Brotherhood of The Real Matrix | Corporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone | “Guns. Lots of guns.” | |
| 5. |  The Democratic People's Republic of Best Korea | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “Prosperous and great country” | |
| 6. |  The Nuke Worshippers of Asukafari | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “Have you heard the Word? Legalize Herb” | |
| 7. |  The Protectorate of Muamar | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “Laat de bomen groeien” | |
| 8. |  The Holy Red Empire of Chazcam | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “Have an opinion? Don't.” | |
| 9. |  The ELF-Eladen Elite Elven Envoy of Evil Incarnate | Compulsory Consumerist State Aspirational Worker State | “Exporting Evil Since 2002” | |
| 10. |  The Queendom of Astrun | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “Do What I Say Or I'll Bite You” |
