The Highest Drug Use in The Axis of Evil
World Census experts sampled many cakes of dubious content to determine which nations' citizens consume the most recreational drugs.
As a region, The Axis of Evil is ranked 19,330th in the world for Highest Drug Use.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Big Yellow Star Capitalists of Moneystan | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “Let's kill the big bad bunnies” | |
| 2. |  The Grand Duchy of Prodesia | Corporate Bordello Patriotic Business Zone | “Mercy in justice” | |
| 3. |  The Queendom of Astrun | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “Do What I Say Or I'll Bite You” | |
| 4. |  The Empire of Bloody Reich | Capitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters | “Our timber is to die for, literally” | |
| 5. |  The Holy Empire of Versolia | Corrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship | “Workers of the world, unite!” | |
| 6. |  The Glorious Free State of Adamkhazia | Corporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone | “The glorious regime has made us prosperous!” | |
| 7. |  The Democratic People's Republic of Best Korea | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “Prosperous and great country” | |
| 8. |  The Nuke Worshippers of Asukafari | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “Have you heard the Word? Legalize Herb” | |
| 9. |  The Dictatorship of Melanio | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “No Lives Matter” | |
| 10. |  The Fascist Order of Northern Totalitarian States of America | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “War is Peace!” |
