The Smartest Citizens in The Axis of Evil
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Mafian Economic Extremist of The Dark System | Compulsory Consumerist State Aspirational Worker State | “Money, Power, Respect!” | |
| 2. |  The ELF-Eladen Elite Elven Envoy of Evil Incarnate | Compulsory Consumerist State Aspirational Worker State | “Exporting Evil Since 2002” | |
| 3. |  The Big Yellow Star Capitalists of Moneystan | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “Let's kill the big bad bunnies” | |
| 4. |  The Glorious Free State of Adamkhazia | Corporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone | “The glorious regime has made us prosperous!” | |
| 5. |  The Rogue Nation of DSN95 | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “We Will Endure” | |
| 6. |  The Free Republic of Lombarstan | Democratic Socialists Hell | “El ones” | |
| 7. |  The Grand Duchy of Prodesia | Free-Market Paradise Paradise | “Mercy in justice” | |
| 8. |  The Democratic Republic of Arthavinar Islands | Capitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters | “Pride and Industry” | |
| 9. |  The Empire of Bloody Reich | Right-wing Utopia Utopia | “Our timber is to die for, literally” | |
| 10. |  The Dictatorship of Saxonlied | Corporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone | “Enemies flee as a new path is formed!” |
