The Most Devout in The Axis of Evil
World Census Inquisitors conducted rigorous one-on-one interviews probing the depth of citizens' beliefs in order to determine which nations were the most devout.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Holy Red Empire of Chazcam | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “Have an opinion? Don't.” | |
| 2. |  The ELF-Eladen Elite Elven Envoy of Evil Incarnate | Compulsory Consumerist State Aspirational Worker State | “Exporting Evil Since 2002” | |
| 3. |  The Nuke Worshippers of Asukafari | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “Have you heard the Word? Legalize Herb” | |
| 4. |  The Rogue Nation of DSN95 | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “We Will Endure” | |
| 5. |  The Grand Duchy of Prodesia | Free-Market Paradise Paradise | “Mercy in justice” | |
| 6. |  The Little Brotherhood of The Real Matrix | Corporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone | “Guns. Lots of guns.” | |
| 7. |  The Empire of Bloody Reich | Right-wing Utopia Utopia | “Our timber is to die for, literally” | |
| 8. |  The Holy Empire of Versolia | Corrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship | “Workers of the world, unite!” | |
| 9. |  The Dictatorship of Iking | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “Justice, Piety, Loyalty” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of Zai-Ju | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “Nationalism, Democracy, Welfare” |
