The Safest in Thaecia
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, Thaecia is ranked 6,943rd in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Community of Vequalica | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Look forward to the future” | |
| 2. |  The Commonwealth of The United Patagonian States | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Stronger Together, We Prosper” | |
| 3. |  The Isolated Haven of Introvert Hill | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “Nothingness, my sweetest dream, void, my fullest home.” | |
| 4. |  The Democratic Republic of Rushenberg | Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites | “Continue forward into greatness” | |
| 5. |  The SLU Envoy of Glenrowan | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “A puppet of Ratateague” | |
| 6. |  The Empire of Golden York | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “The monarchy unites us; a republic would divide us.” | |
| 7. |  The People's Republic of Andusre | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Here Be Dragons” | |
| 8. |  The Confederacy of Grazistica | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “Pro uno homine, ergo omnibus hominibus!” | |
| 9. |  The Federal Kingdom of Xedon | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “Isten Akaratanak Szivesseg.” | |
| 10. |  The Revolutionary Vanguard of Cosmosplosion | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “No War But Class War” |
