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The Fattest Citizens in Teal Nation

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Teal Nation is ranked 20,179th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Community of Liminal LandIron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce“꙰”
2.The Kingdom of Coruscant AirlinesInoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists“Peace and Justice”
3.The Republic of Colonel John St AubynInoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists“Defence of the faith and assistance to the poor”
4.The Republic of West24Moralistic Democracy Ordinary Decent Hardworking People“Where?”
5.The Principality of Dinah LanceInoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists“Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT”
6.The Republic of Durrnil 90Moralistic Democracy Ordinary Decent Hardworking People“Justice, Piety, Loyalty”
7.The Messed Up Reality of The Most Annoying Thing In The WorldMoralistic Democracy Ordinary Decent Hardworking People“Do I Annoy You?”
8.The Loving Couple of -FanArt-Democratic Socialists Hell“Lumity”
9.The Republic of The Oak in the NemetonInoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists“Defenders of freedom.”
10.The Republic of Slackerie Zacherie alilMoralistic Democracy Ordinary Decent Hardworking People“Unity, Discipline, Work”