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The Highest Drug Use in Tbilisi

World Census experts sampled many cakes of dubious content to determine which nations' citizens consume the most recreational drugs.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The District of Telkwa	Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies	“Command on High”
2.	The State of An Domhan Arsa	Anarchy Lawless Wasteland	“Founder”
3.	The State of Lynn Thacher	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State	“Dare i say”
4.	The State of Lazarev	Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites	“Dare We Say”
5.	The Protectorate of Tukayyid	Corporate Bordello Patriotic Business Zone	“Give praise to Blake!”
6.	The State of Badstuber	Moralistic Democracy Ordinary Decent Hardworking People	“Esta é a ditosa pátria minha amada”
7.	The State of Polizeistaat	Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce	“Pushing the limit”
8.	The State of Gunstery	Conservative Democracy Conservative Paradise	“All in the gun”
9.	The State of Harvey	Corporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone	“Here or There”