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The Most Rebellious Youth in Tbilisi

World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The State of Harvey	Corporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone	“Here or There”
2.	The District of Telkwa	Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies	“Command on High”
3.	The State of Lazarev	Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites	“Dare We Say”
4.	The State of Gunstery	Conservative Democracy Conservative Paradise	“All in the gun”
5.	The State of An Domhan Arsa	Anarchy Lawless Wasteland	“Founder”
6.	The State of Lynn Thacher	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State	“Dare i say”
7.	The State of Polizeistaat	Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce	“Pushing the limit”
8.	The Protectorate of Tukayyid	Corporate Bordello Patriotic Business Zone	“Give praise to Blake!”
9.	The State of Badstuber	Moralistic Democracy Ordinary Decent Hardworking People	“Esta é a ditosa pátria minha amada”