The Rudest Citizens in Strawberry Hill
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Hand Puppet of Beelzenef | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “Murderers” | |
| 2. |  The Kingdom of Berry World | Free-Market Paradise Paradise | “Berries, anyone?” | |
| 3. |  The Small Rural Town of The Hillside Card Farm | Moralistic Democracy Ordinary Decent Hardworking People | “Cheerfully farming cards since June 22ᴺᴰ, 2020!” |
