The Safest in Steinbaumland
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Jingoistic Empire of Svengance | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “Svengance is mine, by Jingo!” | |
| 2. |  The Constitutional Dictatorship of Pays de Pierre-Arbre | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “I'll pay you a dollar tomorrow for a hamburger today.” |
