The Smartest Citizens in Spiritus
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Constitutional Republic of Urran | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “Seek Justice, Love Mercy, Walk Humbly With Your God” | |
| 2. |  The Potato-Poet of The Salaxalans | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Two potatoes for all!” | |
| 3. |  The Sublime Empire of The Free United Worlds | Corrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship | “Forward, for Mankind United!” | |
| 4. |  The Land of Feirmont | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “Wamp Wamp” | |
| 5. |  The Shot Through the Heart of Kaoss | Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites | “You Give Love a Bad Name.” | |
| 6. |  The Commune of The Free Lands of Lothlorien | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Equality, Liberty, Prosperity” | |
| 7. |  The Spudtacular Matriarchy of Pulsroth | Corrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship | “Protect the land, keep your towel close to hand!” | |
| 8. |  The Elephant Kingdom of Proboscidea | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “An elephant's tusks are never too heavy for it” | |
| 9. |  The Enlightened People of Kautas | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “Praise the sun! Not in a religious way of course .....” | |
| 10. |  The Majestic Elysium of Pixelpark | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “Nature does not hurry, yet everything is accomplished” |
