The Most Politically Apathetic Citizens in Soyuz
These results were determined by seeing how many citizens of each nation answered a recent World Census survey on the local political situation by ticking the "Don't Give a Damn" box.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Protectorate of Chocolate Chip Pancakes | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “Tasty!” | |
| 2. |  The People's Republic of Socialist Che Diek | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “The union of the people” | |
| 3. |  The People's Republic of Free and Liberated | Iron Fist Socialists Inevitably Bloody Result of Liberal Ideals Mugged By Reality | “Peoples United Under One Banner” | |
| 4. |  The Democratic States of Poor souls | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT” | |
| 5. |  The Theocracy of Baguess Peyia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Might Makes Right” | |
| 6. |  The Empire of Tylvi | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “By The People For The People” | |
| 7. |  The People's Republic of Brandenburg SSR | Corrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship | “Brandenburg strong” | |
| 8. |  The United Socialist States of Lenin VI | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “Workers of the world, unite!” | |
| 9. |  The Repurrblic of Commie Kitties | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “WORLD COMMUNISM MEOW” |
