The Most Rebellious Youth in Southern Africa
World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.
As a region, Southern Africa is ranked 1,727th in the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Commonwealth of Gemeenskap | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “Vryheid Soos Die Dagbreek” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of The Ord Miniandgulca | Democratic Socialists Hell | “By The People For The People” | |
| 3. |  The Dominion of Stephend | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “Unity, Discipline, Work” | |
| 4. |  The Democratic Republic of Kiryuu Shizuka | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT” |
