The Most Primitive in South Pacific
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, South Pacific is ranked 18,380th in the world for Most Primitive.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Windy Kingdom of Noxious Air | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “Beans, beans, they're good for the heart....” | |
| 2. |  The Big-Time Catches of Bennie Cunningham | Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites | “Big Catch Bennie Cunningham” | |
| 3. |  The Egoist of Chigiri Hyoma | Democratic Socialists Hell | “My speed will roar through the world!” | |
| 4. |  The Armed Republic of Per Loveresengstan | Corporate Bordello Patriotic Business Zone | “From Many, One” | |
| 5. |  The Armed Republic of Epicer Unicorns | Corrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship | “Black Lives Matter!” | |
| 6. |  The Unexplored Jungles of Goblin Island | Benevolent Dictatorship Temporary Conservative State of Emergency | “Sneaky stuff around the bush” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of Cubes Is Sleeping Here 002 | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “Serving Aibax and NS” | |
| 8. |  The Ohh of Southern Water | Moralistic Democracy Ordinary Decent Hardworking People | “Unity, Discipline, Work” | |
| 9. |  The Free Land of A Grey South | Right-wing Utopia Utopia | “By The People For The People” | |
| 10. | The Protectorate of The Air Force of South Asians | New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy | “We are the king of skies” |
