The Highest Crime Rates in South Central
World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Infinite Supply of Ice 800 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Ice Brewed Malt Liquor” | |
| 2. |  The Undisputed Territories of Damian Williams | New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy | “Florence and Normandie keepin it Real” | |
| 3. |  The Empire of Bang Ding Ow | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “축하합니다! 구글 번역은 제대로 작동합니다” |
