The Most Primitive in South Carolina
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, South Carolina is ranked 10,566th in the world for Most Primitive.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The State of Magothy | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “First Step” | |
| 2. |  The Fighting Nation of Gamecocks | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “An unjust law is no law at all” | |
| 3. |  The State of White Point | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Start” | |
| 4. |  The Oppressed Peoples of Secessionist | Corporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone | “The North was mad and blind, and so the War came.” | |
| 5. |  The Queen's State of Worsley Bay | Moralistic Democracy Ordinary Decent Hardworking People | “Harder Finding A Name” | |
| 6. |  The State of Bellefeuille | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “State of Fear” | |
| 7. |  The Queen's State of Caroline Liberty | Corrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship | “RIP” | |
| 8. |  The District of Winter Breeze | Capitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters | “Community” | |
| 9. |  The Queen's State of Ossabaw | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Start” | |
| 10. | The Queen's State of BAE Los Rios | Moralistic Democracy Ordinary Decent Hardworking People | “Armada del Ecuador” |
