The Safest in Sophia
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, Sophia is ranked 11,785th in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Kingdom of Tai Pei | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Seek safety within my wings, my little shining stars.” | |
| 2. |  The Democratic Socialist States of Sirian | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “True To The Heavens, We Shall Protect” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Taray | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Ad prosperitātem gradiminī, opificēs et agricolae!” | |
| 4. |  The People's Pristine Republic of Paimbridge | Democratic Socialists Hell | “People we the pirates, the pride of this great republic” | |
| 5. |  The United Socialist States of Neo-Poland | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “For our freedom and yours” | |
| 6. |  The Community of La raja | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Hey, I love you bro. 💖” | |
| 7. |  The Principality of Sluggion | New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy | “Friends, friends, yoom-tah!” | |
| 8. |  The Commonwealth of New Kazistinlan | Democratic Socialists Hell | “King, Homeland, Industry” | |
| 9. |  The Democratic Republic of Reasonable Union | Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites | “Ad Astera Per Astra” | |
| 10. |  The People's Republic of Eutoqatsenaea | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Remember to link you email so you can fix your password” |
