by Max Barry

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The World World Census

The Fattest Citizens in the World

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Libertarian Paradise of CashdeerAnarchy Lawless Wasteland“Free Markets, Free People”
2.The Walled Cities of EretzIsraelCorporate Bordello Patriotic Business Zone“בתחבולות תעשה לך מלחמה‎”
3.The Holy Yellow CAM of Nadir DystopiaIron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce“Gloom Over Dominated”
4.The Reaper of Lord DominatorCompulsory Consumerist State Aspirational Worker State“I Came, I Saw, I Dominated”
5.The Hellhole of FudgedupCapitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters“It's just a prank bro!”
6.The Infection of EdgemasterFather Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship“KICK LOGIC OUT AND DO THE IMPOSSIBLE!!”
7.The People's Republic of CutoteCorporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone“None shall stop our conquest!”
8.The Eternal Misfortune of PterodoriaCorporate Bordello Patriotic Business Zone“Stop Reading My Motto!”
9.The Empire of VeremurIron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce“Strength Through Discipline”
10.The Modern Portfolio Theory of Daedra1aCapitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters“DULCE ET DECORUM EST PRO PATRIA MORI”
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