by Max Barry

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The World World Census

The Largest Furniture Restoration Industry in the World

World Census analysts spend quiet weekends in the countryside in order to determine which nations have the largest Furniture Restoration industries.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Couch-dwelling Doldrums of TorpidityDemocratic Socialists Hell“I'm lazy, go discipline yourself”
2.The Sadistic Republic of Bright AngelPsychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship“Get Outa Here!!”
3.The Popsicle Pete Nation of ClenchIron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce“NONE OF YOU ARE SAFE!”
4.The Corporate Dictatorship of JosephlandCorporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone“Oderint Dum Metuant”
5.The Little Brotherhood of The Real MatrixCorporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone“Guns. Lots of guns.”
6.The Eternal Misfortune of AskatopiaPsychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship“Stop Reading My Motto!”
7.The Unassuming Puppet State of AmericadIron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce“An equal opportunity hate group.”
8.The Thirteen Zombie Hells of HC EredivisieIron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce“I don't even answer any issues and I'm still first.”
9.The Republic of CarpentorCorporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone“Motto”
10.The Modern Portfolio Theory of Daedra1aCapitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters“DULCE ET DECORUM EST PRO PATRIA MORI”
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