The Nudest in Schopenhauer
After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.
As a region, Schopenhauer is ranked 2,832nd in the world for Nudest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Medicine Cabinet of THX1138 | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “Pull My Finger” | |
| 2. |  The 30000 Watts Per Side of Marshall Stacks | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Climb the stack” | |
| 3. |  The Kingdom of Mister Purple | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “Call Me Mister” | |
| 4. |  The Kingdom of Mister White | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “Call Me Mister” | |
| 5. |  The Paths of Glory of 3XH181T B | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Someone's got to be hurt. The only question is who.” | |
| 6. |  The Kingdom of Mister Red | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “Call Me Mister” | |
| 7. |  The Kingdom of Mister Blue | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Call Me Mister” | |
| 8. |  The Kingdom of Mister Green | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “Call Me Mister” | |
| 9. |  The Penthouse Suite of Tango Hotel X-Ray | Democratic Socialists Hell | “A Land of Magical Dancing Electric Skeletons” | |
| 10. |  The Kingdom of Mister Teal | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Call Me Mister” |
