The Most Rebellious Youth in Schopenhauer
World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.
As a region, Schopenhauer is ranked 23,354th in the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Medicine Cabinet of THX1138 | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “Pull My Finger” | |
| 2. |  The Kingdom of Mister Purple | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “Call Me Mister” | |
| 3. |  The Kingdom of Mister White | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “Call Me Mister” | |
| 4. |  The Kingdom of Mister Red | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “Call Me Mister” | |
| 5. |  The Science Ninja Team of Gatchaman | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Bird - Go!” | |
| 6. |  The Penthouse Suite of Tango Hotel X-Ray | Democratic Socialists Hell | “A Land of Magical Dancing Electric Skeletons” | |
| 7. |  The Kingdom of Mister Black | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Call Me Mister” | |
| 8. |  The Kingdom of Mister Blue | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Call Me Mister” | |
| 9. |  The Kingdom of Mister Yellow | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Call Me Mister” | |
| 10. |  The Kingdom of Mister Brown | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “Call Me Mister” |
