The Safest in Schopenhauer
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, Schopenhauer is ranked 104th in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Medicine Cabinet of THX1138 | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “Pull My Finger” | |
| 2. |  The Unsound Methods of 3XH181T A | Democratic Socialists Hell | “I wanted a mission, and for my sins, they gave me one” | |
| 3. |  The Elusive Ultrasound of Hazy Cosmic Jive | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “Lean Back on Your Radio” | |
| 4. |  The Paths of Glory of 3XH181T B | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Someone's got to be hurt. The only question is who.” | |
| 5. |  The Dizzying Perspective of So Meta | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Above the Storm” | |
| 6. |  The 30000 Watts Per Side of Marshall Stacks | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Climb the stack” | |
| 7. |  The Swedish Translation of Fart Is Speed | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Sassy and Gassy” | |
| 8. |  The Science Ninja Team of Gatchaman | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Bird - Go!” | |
| 9. |  The Penthouse Suite of Tango Hotel X-Ray | Democratic Socialists Hell | “A Land of Magical Dancing Electric Skeletons” | |
| 10. |  The Kingdom of Mister Brown | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “Call Me Mister” |
