The Safest in Schopenhauer
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, Schopenhauer is ranked 104th in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Medicine Cabinet of THX1138 | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “Pull My Finger” | |
| 2. |  The Unsound Methods of 3XH181T A | Democratic Socialists Hell | “I wanted a mission, and for my sins, they gave me one” | |
| 3. |  The Elusive Ultrasound of Hazy Cosmic Jive | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “Lean Back on Your Radio” | |
| 4. |  The Paths of Glory of 3XH181T B | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “Someone's got to be hurt. The only question is who.” | |
| 5. |  The Dizzying Perspective of So Meta | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Above the Storm” | |
| 6. |  The 30000 Watts Per Side of Marshall Stacks | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “Climb the stack” | |
| 7. |  The Swedish Translation of Fart Is Speed | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “Sassy and Gassy” | |
| 8. |  The Science Ninja Team of Gatchaman | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “Bird - Go!” | |
| 9. |  The Penthouse Suite of Tango Hotel X-Ray | Democratic Socialists Hell | “A Land of Magical Dancing Electric Skeletons” | |
| 10. |  The Kingdom of Mister Brown | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Call Me Mister” |
