The Most Secular in Scandinavia
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.
As a region, Scandinavia is ranked 1,806th in the world for Most Secular.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Ironwill Dictatorship of Trixmonia | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship | “Why bother?” | |
| 2. |  The Brennanndi Ríki of Muspellheim | Corporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone | “Scandinavia the everlasting” | |
| 3. |  The Quanticolous Shire of Wutar Katari | Democratic Socialists Hell | “We were, we are, we will” | |
| 4. |  The Federal Republic of Eutania | New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy | “A tree can't be resilient without well-settled roots” | |
| 5. |  The Technocracy of Nagharis | Corrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship | “Cut straight to the heart.” | |
| 6. |  The Mostly Insignificant Nation of Ioavollr | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “Ownership is Exclusion” | |
| 7. |  The Economic and Political Union of Blon Gre | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “Naturam et Pax” | |
| 8. |  The Kingdom of Goldvarnia | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “Norrskenet kommer att vägleda oss” | |
| 9. |  The Community of BoxGhostia | Democratic Socialists Hell | “YOU CANNOT CONTAIN ME IN YOUR CYLINDRICAL CONTAINER” | |
| 10. |  The Independent Republic of Kraujinga | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “We Shall Endure” |
