The Rudest Citizens in Scandinavia
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
As a region, Scandinavia is ranked 2,492nd in the world for Rudest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Federal Republic of Eutania | New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy | “A tree can't be resilient without well-settled roots” | |
| 2. |  The Brennanndi Ríki of Muspellheim | Corporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone | “Scandinavia the everlasting” | |
| 3. |  The Economic and Political Union of Blon Gre | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “Naturam et Pax” | |
| 4. |  The Ironwill Dictatorship of Trixmonia | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship | “Why bother?” | |
| 5. |  The Dominion of Paganblood | Corporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone | “Everything for the Fatherland!” | |
| 6. |  The Kingdom of Goldvarnia | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “Norrskenet kommer att vägleda oss” | |
| 7. |  The Quanticolous Shire of Wutar Katari | Democratic Socialists Hell | “We were, we are, we will” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Scanada | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “By The People For The People” | |
| 9. |  The Blam blam pow pow pow of Murder Murder Gun Shooters | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang” | |
| 10. |  The Kingdom of Westinridge | Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites | “Lys og Sannhet” |
