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The Most Rebellious Youth in Sapientia

World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Federated Municipalities of Ketchupland	Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies	“We have no border fence”
2.	The Basic Ecclesial Communities of Pasong Tirad	Democratic Socialists Hell	“Eat the rich!”
3.	The Philosopher Kings of The Rising Aura	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State	“Par la sagesse et le raisonnement, nous avançons.”
4.	The Infected Ileum of Roborussia	Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites	“You gotta make way for the robo superior.”
5.	The Confederacy of Youse Urs Welf	Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship	“Pride and Industry”
6.	The Republic of Therasuliste	Democratic Socialists Hell	“By The People For The People”
7.	The Commonwealth of Takkaviita XL	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists	“Fireplace cloak”
8.	The Nomadic Peoples of The Malamutes	Corporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone	“If you can't run Big Dogs, you'd better stay home.”