The Most Authoritarian in Sapient Beings
World Census staff loitered innocuously in various public areas and recorded the length of time that passed before they were approached by dark-suited officials.
As a region, Sapient Beings is ranked 2,544th in the world for Most Authoritarian.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Dominion of Sapient Mars Rovers | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “For the benefit of all.” | |
| 2. |  The Colony of Sapient Jellyfish | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “Buzz buzz buzz” | |
| 3. |  The Dictatorship of Sapient Gerbils | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “Squeak squeak ENSLAVE THE HUMANS squeak squeak!” | |
| 4. |  The Kingdom of Sapient Candy | Mother Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship | “Candy pro populo pro omnibus candy” | |
| 5. |  The Extended Deck of Sapient Trading Cards | Moralistic Democracy Ordinary Decent Hardworking People | “Back by popular demand!” | |
| 6. |  The People's Republic of Landmines United | Libertarian Police State Government-Enforced Political Correctness Society | “Landmines of the world, unite!” | |
| 7. |  The Buckets of Sapient Zooplankton | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship | “All Hail Plankton” | |
| 8. |  The Commonwealth of Sapient Mushrooms | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Freedom through Unity” | |
| 9. |  The Commonwealth of Sapient Cardboard | Capitalizt Freedom-Loving Libertarians | “All is flat, all is perfect.” |
