The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Rushmore
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The United Cabelian Kingdoms of Aeragny | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship | “Sollé foinvevia gabhré aetayer nillieráms bidayer” | |
| 2. |  The Former Osarian Dominion of Aquillian | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Caput aureus et cor fidele” | |
| 3. |  The Grand Duchy of Astograth | Corrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship | “Gartza batuen isango dira inoiz garaitu” | |
| 4. |  The Allied States of Aswan and Syrene | Moralistic Democracy Ordinary Decent Hardworking People | “Old and new, what's the difference?” | |
| 5. |  The Principality of Austroslovakia | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “Glory to the Alpine Ibex” | |
| 6. |  The Socialist Federation of Barunia | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “Boldly on Her Mighty Wings She Soars” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of Bentonopia the Second | Authoritarian Democracy Slightly Oppressive But A Little Discipline Never Hurt Anyone State | “Let the unpowerful thrive.” | |
| 8. |  The Duchy of Bleak Rock | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “Four Houses, One People” | |
| 9. |  The Rock Music Loving Nation of Brookstation | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Save your tears for another day” | |
| 10. |  The Kingdom of Cabo Azure | Right-wing Utopia Utopia | “Justiça, Piedade, Lealdade” |
