The Safest in Rushmore
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, Rushmore is ranked 7,459th in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Imperial Commonwealth of Eastfield Lodge | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Manducate pisces fragemanaque solani tuberosi!” | |
| 2. |  The United Kingdom of Valladares | Authoritarian Democracy Slightly Oppressive But A Little Discipline Never Hurt Anyone State | “God, Freedom, and Unity” | |
| 3. |  The Metallic Brotherhood of Tikariot | Democratic Socialists Hell | “100% Tik, 0 Tok!” | |
| 4. |  The Socialist Federation of Barunia | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “Boldly on Her Mighty Wings She Soars” | |
| 5. |  The Gold and Silver Alloy of Electrum | Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites | “We Kick Butt” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of Darmen | Moralistic Democracy Ordinary Decent Hardworking People | “Generosity, Humility, Loyalty.” | |
| 7. |  The Prosaic Union of Gnejs | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Quantum Satis” | |
| 8. |  The Democratic Republic of Center Iceland | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Cui multum datum, multum quaeretur” | |
| 9. |  The United Federation of Eura | Democratic Socialists Hell | “They see us victorin', they hatin'” | |
| 10. |  The Constitutional Monarchy of Nethertopia | New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy | “Sustinebimus solidarietati.” |
