The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Right to Life
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Loving Couple of 4rt-F4n- | Corrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship | “Lumity” | |
| 2. |  The Theocracy of Aawia | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Our God is marching on!” | |
| 3. |  The Kingdom of Alpine Arc | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Justice” | |
| 4. |  The Federal Republic of Alutonia | Capitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters | “God, Homeland, Fathers” | |
| 5. |  The Confederacy of Amish Rumspringa | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “We Will Endure” | |
| 6. |  The Kingdom of Arikatia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Как не разлей вода, все мы!” | |
| 7. |  The Empire of Austia-hungary | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “War is never ending it only keeps on going” | |
| 8. |  The Empire of Australise | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “Dominion, People, In Our Glory” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of Baranain | New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy | “Subido a los cielos” | |
| 10. |  The Protectorate of Big Batz | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “Squeak Squeak!” |
