The Safest in Psychotic Dictatorships
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Proletarian Dictatorship of Nedvia | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “The Will of the Proletariat Is the Ultimate Authority!” | |
| 2. |  The Democratic Republic of Democratic North Korussia | Authoritarian Democracy Slightly Oppressive But A Little Discipline Never Hurt Anyone State | “ALL HAIL OUR GLORIOUS KIM-JONG PUTIN!” | |
| 3. |  The Workers State of Northwest Germania | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “By the People for the People.” | |
| 4. |  The Haar Meest Goddelijke Staten of Samantha-Higgs | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “Bow down to your Eternal Ruler.” | |
| 5. |  The Tyrannical Starchy Sadist of The Strong and Almighty Potato | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “YES. I HAVE ACHIEVED GREATNESS.” | |
| 6. |  The Tyranny of Sheitlein | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “Freedom leads to chaos” | |
| 7. |  The Empire of Sighthavand | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “Strength Through Compliance” | |
| 8. |  The Islamic Caliphate of Talibanada | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “الموت قبل العار” | |
| 9. |  The Dictatorship of Card1984 | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING YOU” | |
| 10. |  The Empire of EDM Jukebox | Authoritarian Democracy Slightly Oppressive But A Little Discipline Never Hurt Anyone State | “EDM Songs in My Forum Sig” |
