The Most Politically Apathetic Citizens in Psychotic Dictatorships
These results were determined by seeing how many citizens of each nation answered a recent World Census survey on the local political situation by ticking the "Don't Give a Damn" box.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Verboten of Thibor Ferenczy | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “Everything you are is mine.” | |
| 2. |  The People's Republic of Answer Simple Questions | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “Let the finger of Authority enlighten you” | |
| 3. |  The Free Land of Pensamiento | Corporate Bordello Patriotic Business Zone | “If you're not cheating, you're not trying” | |
| 4. |  The Divine Force of The Almighty Lenny | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “Praise be!” | |
| 5. |  The Endless Reign of Stiechtenlien | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “In life, all shall serve.” | |
| 6. |  The Letterman Commie Paradise of Menta Lee-IL | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “DESTROYER OF DEMOCRACY, FREEDOM, HUMAN RIGHTS, PEACE!!!” | |
| 7. |  The Devastations of White Amazons | Corporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone | “You own nothing and are happy” | |
| 8. |  The Arab Republic of Outlawed | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “Warfa'i-ṣṣawta qawiyān 'aša Ba'athu-l'arabi!” | |
| 9. |  The Tyrannical Vegan Empire of That Vegan Dictator | Corporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone | “Hurting herbivores is wrong but hurting humans is right” | |
| 10. |  The Nebulous Populace of Serinupu | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “Peace will only come when power is above all.” |
