by Max Barry

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The Most Primitive in Philippines

Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.

As a region, Philippines is ranked 15,829th in the world for Most Primitive.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Barangay of Daniel FajardoTyranny by Majority Thieves“Pro Mundi Beneficio”
2.The Nomadic Peoples of Femostandar KreeMoralistic Democracy Ordinary Decent Hardworking People“Sic Parvis Magna”
3.The Province of ChumphonNew York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy“ประตูภาคใต้ ไหว้เสด็จในกรมฯ ชมไร่กาแฟ แลหาดทรายรี”
4.The Province of NarathiwatNew York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy“นราธิวาส”
5.The Democratic States of Free TerryLeft-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites“A hurtling turtle”
6.The Colony of Shabby PigeonIron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce“Geez a crust!”
7.The City of Banda AcehNew York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy“Saboeh Pakat Tabangun Banda”
8.The Protectorate of The 81st Ecalpan DragoonsNew York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy“Mercy to the guilty is cruelty to the innocent.”
9.The Asian Empire of YrathyDemocratic Socialists Hell“Hold your horses!”
10.The Oppressed Peoples of Paths Out of DixieRight-wing Utopia Utopia“Breaking reaction's grip!”
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